Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Nessie's gone missing!

The tourism board of Scotland is getting very concerned, as the Loch Ness Monster sightings have been decreasing over the years. Only 3 sightings were reported last year, and I guess, only 2 have been reported as of yet, this year.
The number of Nessie sightings used to be at least 10 a year just a decade ago.
This causes me to wonder
What has happened to Nessie? Is she sensitive to global warming, and, perhaps, staying in the bottom of the Loch in protest?
Maybe, she got tired of the dumb tourists visiting lately. Maybe, just maybe, one of them had the audacity to bring her Canned Haggis. (Surely, no one would be that stupid. We all know the Loch Ness Monster MUST have fresh Haggis, right? Of Course, Right.)
Maybe Nessie is just getting old, and arthritic, and canna make the trip to the top much anymore. After all, she is rumored to have been around since the dawn of time. I doubt any brave, Scottish veterinarians have made the trip to Loch Ness, with the purpose of giving her a good vitamin shot, and maybe some chondroitin for her joint aches and pains.
Lets face it, we've been neglecting Nessie. And because of the neglect, we could lose her forever.
She is already an endagered species, and I have not heard of any other monster we could mate her with for the purposes of procreation. She would probably break either Sasquatch, or Bigfoot in half in the process. Godzilla might do, but, I don't think she'd like him. All the dinosaurs she might have had a hope with are extinct. The poor girl is destined to live her life, alone, as the 'spinster Aunt Nessie'.
So, I think we should all go to Scotland, to Loch Ness, and see if we can help poor Nessie out, and give the Scottish tourist board their third sighting of the lass.
Anyone interested?


CamiKaos said...

First I am really concerned about her, I think it is the canned haggis for sure..

and yeah, lets arrange a big ol bloggy Scotland trip.

NanaKaos said...

This Holiday season there is supposede to be a movie released I think the name the The Water Horse. Keep an eye out for it. You just might enjoy it NanaKaos

NanaKaos said...

More... Go to IMDb and type in water horse. You can see a trailer about the movie. It comes out December 25.NK

sybil law said...

Help her out? Is it a girl? Help her out cause she hasn't ever gotten any (and I don't want to do any helpin' out, there), or for the sightings?!
Mmmmm I'll go anyway. To drink with Scottish men in kilts.

Mimi said...

Bwahahahahahahah, I agree with Cami, it's the Haggis. Either that, or she's just tired of people staring at her.

DaddyKaos said...

Haggis/Smaggis, I'm ready for a trip. Can I take my clubs?

mielikki said...

DK It wouldn't be right if you left your clubs behind. We all know that Golf in Scotland is supposed to be HEAVEN