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Friday, June 1, 2007

Curse the animal planet!

I should know better than to watch it. But, I needed background noise for while I was reading. Of course, I got distracted by the baby Hyena's named Homer and Marge. Marge, being the bitch she is, dominated Homer completely, and wouldn't let him drink milk from their Mommy, Uno. Meanwhile, another hyena was going to have a baby. She did, and Uno, the original bitch, killed it. I should have turned it off right there, but No, I had to keep watching. So, they take Homer out of the habitat, because Marge, being her mother's daughter would surely kill him. They hand raise him, and let him play with little lion cubs for fun (how's that for irony) and initially the little guy refuses to eat meat. Just as he catches on to the fact that meat is good, at six months old, Homer eats poison and dies! AAAAAAArgh sucky animal planet! Now, the hyena specialist is having trouble connecting to the other cubs, Bongo and Tika. Since he hasn't provided discipline, Bongo and Tika are bossing around the lion cubs. That won't last long. So, of course, this being the animal planet of happily ever after, the specialist takes the hyena cubs in hand, and introduces them to the "misfits" of the hyena clan, three older males that got picked on too much. So, Tika and Bongo find a new family, and all ends well. Except for poor Homer, that is.

3 comments:

CamiKaos said...

i should have stopped reading but I just kept on reading...

sigh.

mielikki said...

sorry. . .

sybil law said...

I never watch Animal Planet. I can't take those stories. As much as I love animals, that channel is never turned on in my house. This blog is why!
But it did give me a good idea for a cat name: Oingo Boingo. Haha