Wednesday, November 19, 2008

sometimes I need words on wednesday

So at work in the last week....
I have slow danced with Jack (he was 18 months old, and someone needed to rock him)

and last night, Thomas, somewhere around 80 years old, was trying to rub the BACK of my pants, then, was reaching for my front.
"What are you reaching for?" asks me.
"Somewhere above your boobies. Your Cleavage" he answers
"You can't touch my cleavage, it's inappropriate" answers me
"Yeah we'd probably get in trouble" answers he.
Dream on, little demented old man, dream on.

*for the record, I was not even wearing anything even remotely provocative. I had on a high necked long sleeved shirt for pity's sake!

Jack was much cuter :)

*names have been changed of course


Eaton Bennett aka Berenice Albrecht said...

Jack would be my choice, little darling! :)

Eaton Bennett aka Berenice Albrecht said...

Your new blog layout is outstanding!

sybil law said...

Dirty little perv.

Lori said...

When I was a nursing student I had a little old perv too. He'd always strip down right before I went into his room!

Daryl said...

Gawd what is it with these old coots!

I could slow dance Jack myself .. I am sure he smelled devine


Jo Beaufoix said...

LIttle Jack sounds perfect, but Thomas is a wily old perv, hee hee. And I forgot to say earlier, the new look is gorgeous. x