Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Queen Meme Tuesday- and she had a grumpy VD...

The UnValentine Grumpy Meme

1. I, Mimi Pencil Skirt Peace Woman, have officially declared war on Valentine's Day. If I see one more chocolate rose covered in stupid red tin foil paper I'm gonna have a fit. What did you get for Valentine's Day?
Well I did not get chocolate roses! I got a vase of tulips, which are my favorite flowers. Better yet, my Jeep got cleaned for me, which is EXCELLENT. And I got a sweet card, and then a card that involved Transvestites... awesome. We also had a nice dinner. (Am I going to the dungeon for this answer?...)

2. What will you miss most about Valentine's Day? I will miss, um, the opportunity for nice tulips, and cards with transvestites on them? Oh, and the conversation hearts.

3. What could you have done differently yesterday to make the day sweeter? Gotten more sleep, probably...

4. How many roses make a dozen? It depends on which person is giving them to you.

5. You and your love are getting matching tattoos for Valentine's Day. What will they be? Ouch. They will be non permanent Henna tattoos. Of sea turtles... (?....)

6. My kingdom for a man who can spell. I am so tired of getting text messages from college educated 45 yr old men like .....I miss u ....wat up?.... B there by 8... or the ever popular U home? Does your significant other have an annoying cute little habit you'd like to break? Yes, he reads my blog (Hi sweetheart!). Seriously. Um, annoying habit... annoying habit... he is a blanket hog in the cold weather...

What did you get someone for Valentine's Day, if I may ask? I got MM a tres romantic gift. A laser leveler with a tripod, some sour patch kids, the DVD Young Frankenstein, and a card.

8. No one is looking. I promise.
Write one word on this candy heart you've been dying to say to a romantic connection from your past. I will not tell. Just one word? I have to have four, and they are "Grow The Hell Up".

9. Be a poet. Write a 4-line poem starting with Roses are red....Roses are red,
but Tulips are better
I need to go out
and buy a new sweater.

10. What song best describes your Valentine's Day experience this year?Bolero...
why? Because I like it and I could not think of anything. My brain hurts.

11. I, Mimi Grumpy Skirt, am so glad this meme is almost over. This is my final question. I made it eleven questions in honor of the 11 roses I didn't receive. Aren't
they lovely? This is my final final question, Regis:
Two c
upids are in a knock down drag out fight on the floor of the Senate. One is a constituent from Venus, the other from Mars.
What is the name of the legislation are they fighting over?
The Poisoned Tipped Arrow Ban

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Mimi Lenox said...

I can't even get past #1.
OFF to the DUNGEON!!!


Mimi Lenox said...

Grow the hell up.
Excellent answer.

But really. What is this about transvestites? Inquiring minds.

P.S. You might want to bring an extra blanket tonight. It's supposed to be 20 degrees outside, which means it's probably -20 in the dark dank dungeon.

mielikki said...

I knew I'd end up back in the dungeon for that. But the tulips are so pretty that I am going to stick my neck out even further and say that it was worth it...

Anonymous said...

a card featuring transvestites??? interesting....

don't wanna grow the hell up...
so there :>P

Finding Pam said...

Our dear Queen must be a little grumpy.

#6 My Hubs hogs the blanket, sheet and bedspread too.

I love your tulips. That sounds like a very lovely Valentine's Day.

I'll see you in the dungeon. Ha Ha

mielikki said...

Yeah, I'm the one in the corner, curled up under the tattered blanket, clutching a vase of tulips (because I refuse to go to the dungeon without them). I did vote for you to get out though, Pam...

Jean-Luc Picard said... really have my sense of humour!

j said...

It does sound like you had a WONDERFUL Valentine's Day - completely worth hanging out in the dungeon :)