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back translation:
Jasmine: look at the size his PENIS!
Ali: it's not that big
Jas:I've never seen anything that magestic in my life!
Ali: What about mine?
Jas: Hahahahahaha-please. Al, I love you for your fashion sense
Ali: I thought you said size doesn't matter. I would have wished for a bigger dick instead of freeing that damn blue guy!!!!