Queen Meme Tuesday

Welcome to WBLOG TV

The place where unbloggable news happens and sources are never a secret. You are the creator, producer, writer and news anchor of the WBLOG nightly news. It is your job to deliver the news in your own style from your own blog.

And oh, you get to make up the news! Here's your assignment:

1. The Weather Channel: Give me your personality forecast. Are you sunny, wet, windy, or cloudy? Why? Funny you should ask. The all knowing Facebook just catagorized me as a tsunami. So, I can go with that, especially a certain week of the month. (cough cough). I would say my weather pattern varies, though....

2. The News Channel: What is the breaking news story of the day in your world? At this moment? Failure to read a recipe leaves dinner plans up in the air.... (teenager was going to cook tonight, just realized her chicken needed to be marinated over night. I am awaiting her solution to this dilemma....)

3. The Economic Channel: How are things on the economic front? And more importantly, do you have ideas to save the planet from financial ruin? The planet is going to have to save itself from economic downfall; we, however, have a strong economic plan that involves higher education, enjoyment of our jobs, and not bogging ourselves down too severely with material things that we can't take with us anyhow...

4. The Entertainment Channel: Give us the latest blog celebrity gossip. Dish it!

Um, Mustang Man just came into the door, stripping! No, really he did! I know, I would have never believed it either, but there you go! Anyone got any dollar bills?

5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?

Alright. The name of my sport is "Follow your nose".

The rules go like this. We take one of the members of the dungeon, and blindfold them. Then we gather up as many knights as we can, take their chain mail from them, and place them throughout the keep. Taking one of their socks, and placing it in the dungeon member's cleavage, we let her (or him) wander the keep until she (or he) can match the stench of the sock to the stench of the person.

The five players will be: The first five who end up in the dungeon...

6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers) What does a magician with a hairlip say?

"Pesto!"

I know, yuk....

7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blog church will save our souls. My blog religion would have to be Non-Anonymational. No anonymous comments is the only commandment, and it would save our souls from frustration.

8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera?

As the Dishwasher Melts....

Alright! Another fun week with the Queen. My only request is that if I end up in the dungeon, can I not be the one wandering around the keep with the smelly sock of a knight? Eeeeeew......

For others who are most probably as twisted as I am, then please, go here....