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So
here I sit, cell phone in ear.
Why, you ask?
Because my lovely cousin Cami is doing Mr.Fab's radio show. And since I am at home, indoors, on a BEAUTIFUL Sunday afternoon, I figured I'd call.
Now I know she is popular and all that, and I expected to be put on hold (I think I am on hold) but I have been here for 25 minutes.
And Mr. Fab isn't even playing any good music as I sit here. Just empty space. Thats all I hear
as I sit and wait patiently for my turn.
Will I get a turn?
That beotch Sybil is probably taking everyones turn.
I am also curious as to why, in my mac download file, there is a picture of a scantily dressed blond. Oh, here comes MM, lets ask him, shall we?
He says "someone sent it to me and I was trying to figure out what it was". My answer?
It's a blond, with her nipples out.
huh. Imagine that, mystery solved....
and I am still on hold
But nipple girl just went into the trash. She had big, collagen filled lips, too. And an ugly red negligee on.
See, if I were talking with Cami on the radio show, I could be telling her all this.
Instead, she is probably giggling with her wife, Sybil. Her other wife is at home, sleeping.
ho, hum
you guessed it
still on hold
MM is sitting next to me, now, reading (finally) the last Harry Potty book
I could be mean and spoil it for him
but I won't. He is also currently being stalked by Jack, the youngest, and evilest black cat.
Look out
still on hold
good thing I have an overabundance of minutes on my phone.
there is only 20 minutes left in the show.
Curse you, Sybil!
Shouldn't a voice come on at least, to tell me I am on hold, and have no hope in hell of getting connected?
I hung up and re dialed.
Same british voice
"please wait while we connect your call"
same dead silence.
I don't think I am going to get to talk to Cami on the phone on the radio today.
What do you think?

edit
* after staying on the phone for 45 minutes, I never did get to talk to Cami on the radio. But I tried. As MM as my witness I tried
and his predictions for the HP book?
He says Harry is going is going to punch Voldemort in the ear.
and he is going to beat Snape with a cricket bat
And Ron and Hermione are going to do the 'freak-eeeky"
hehehehehehehehehehehe

oooops- okay edit again
I thought that it was 4 pm, east coast time, but it isn't, its 4 pm west coast time. (the time of the show) so I will be trying again. Duh....

Re Edit
yeah that was fun. And enlightening. And slightly frightening.