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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

How Bizarre. . .

So I am at work. I was on call for a very brief time, but got called in, and, am here, at work. Looking at strange internet things.
Since I am unable to look at anything You Tube, (blocked by the hospital gestapo), I find myself reading the silly questions asked on the yahoo question site.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it? Pick a question, and answer it. I'll answer one of them myself in comments.

Cool fish?

Losing My Religion by REM or Come Back and Stay, by Paul Young?

Why is the sociological perspective especially important in studying crime?

Is it safe to take Desyrel and Codeine together?

Choosing wine on a first date?

Dates of conception? Confused?

Is it better to live in Australia or India?

Calculate the value of the double integral on D of xe^ydA, where D is bounded by y=0, y=x^2 and x=1 ? (*huh? WTF? is this even english?)

Would you rather be chased by the CIA or Mafia?

When English kids are playing, why do they put on an american accent?

If money is the root of all evil, what is the root of money?

and finally,

Mamahalin Kaya aki ni paul?

Lets help these poor yahooligans out, and answer their questions, shall we? And yes, these are quoted directly from the site. I could not make this up if I even tried. Especially that one question that I think is math. (is it math, or is it alien communication?)

6 comments:

mielikki said...

Come Back and Stay by Paul Young, definately!

Bubblewench said...

Would you rather be chased by the CIA or Mafia?

Mafia, at least they would make it quick and keep me out of the news. CIA - I'd be forced to go on the run FOREVER cause they can't find anyone...... Osama - where are the best hiding spots? You know where they are.

I'm so going to hell.

CamiKaos said...

When English kids are playing, why do they put on an american accent?

to play cowboys and indians

Lori- Fairytales & Margaritas said...

Choosing wine on a first date?

He says yes. Any wine, all wine, the whole bottle of wine.

Mimi said...

Losing My Religion by REM or Come Back and Stay, by Paul Young?

Like you, Come Back and Stay. I saw him once in concert - at Marriott's :)

sybil law said...

When English kids are playing, why do they put on an american accent?
>Because you can't sound tough in that english, nancy accent!

Is it safe to take Desyrel and Codeine together?
>Take two and call me in the morning.

Why is the sociological perspective especially important in studying crime?
>If you have to ask, you're obviously too retarded to be studing crime. New major for you: philosophy. Or basket weaving.

Cool fish?
> Duh - put them in the fridge, or freezer. Hint: the freezer is colder.

Haha - fun! Have fun at work!