It’s your turn to be the expert. Answer what NOT to do in the following situations.
It’s your spin on potential societal blunders (and a few quirky scenarios you might find yourself in). You didn't think I'd leave my quirk home now did ya?
Have at it.
1. On a first date Bring the 1ow40 and your tawse, especially after you've asked your Date to take you to a place with a strip pole
2. Intoxicated DRIVE
3. In the shower make toast
4. At your ex’s wedding Object
6. being stalked let your guard down
7. Stuck to an igloo Start a fire
8. In sewing class Stab your seat mate with pinking shears
9. Asleep in a helium balloon Fart
11. On a nude beach use your magnifying glass (or maybe you should. Hmmm)
12. At the opera Snore
13. you’re falling in love Reference your ex too much
14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town Unlock your doors
16. On fire Grab an oxygen tank
17. Lost at the mall ask the kid at the Orange Julius stand for directions
18. At a single’s dance Show off your engagement ring
19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike look for Tony Soprano
21. Being robbed at gunpoint Backtalk the man with the gun
22. Kissing Burp
23. Paying the hotel cashier Reference the (now empty) mini bar
24. Buying lingerie ask someone else to try it on for you
25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon Uh, give Homer baklava?... oh, wait... um...
two dogs ... and someone sees me
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