Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Tuesdays belong to the Queen

The Mission Impossible Meme
Lift off!

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

I probably forgot to bring Mustang Man with me. And it would be easy to convince them to take me back for him. I would simply bore them with the really long story of how long it took me to FIND MM in the first place. They would probably turn back around within the hour...

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
"I am a nurse, and I know how to kill you in a manner that no one would suspect it was murder".
but then they would probably shoot me and get it over with

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
ah, well, thats a tough one. We are all entitled to our feelings, and, it is their own blog. I would probably comment, letting them know I found it, and then try to email them to hash out their grievances without the whole blogsphere reading it. But initially? I'd probably be p.o'd and lose my temper...

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? right now? Air Condtioning.

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? Grilled Bison burgers with cheese in the middle, mac and cheese, and corn.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? Raise an eyebrow, snap the bra, and then ask him to take them off so we can sit and talk about what, exactly is going on.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
The perfect health for a lifetime. But ONLY if it is for a normal lifetime. I don't want to live longer than everyone else, or forever for that matter. Being healthy is good, if I am healthy, I should have sexual vigor for another 10 years at least, can achieve piece of mind (I hope) and hedonism doesn't really appeal to me, anymore....
to see others that may or may not end up in the Queen's dungeon, go here


The Superfluous Blogger said...

oh i SO want eternal mind-numbing nirvana. yeah. i wouldn't care how healthy i wasn't!

besides. health is in ...

... THE MIND!!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Your answers are thoughtful and entertaining. I love what you said to the astronauts. I am trying so hard to find someone (besides Glitterbabe) to throw in the dungeon today, but I can't find one rude soul in the blogosphere.
I'll just have to stir things up a bit!

The commandment you wrote last week has been placed in The Royal Blible.

Bubblewench said...

I would take the health too. Fun post!