Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Oh look, something new

I do like new things. And the Queen cordially invited me to participate in her newly launched (today is the first day of it!) meme. So I went to take a peek, and the questions look pretty fun, so I am going to give it a whirl. Besides. When a Queen makes a request of me, I do my best to please her!

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
It was only a little dragon! I didn't mean to let it in my window! Besides, all these handsome knights are running amok, and a few of them look like they could use the exercise....

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ? "Who the hell is this woman and Why am I reading her book?"

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.

What would you like to ask him? "Hi Mike. Can I talk to Farrah?"

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see? Me chasing children around the kitchen with a rolling pin.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell. If this were going to happen, it would have a long time ago when I posted a story about meeting MM, that involved fur lined hand cuffs, 10w 30 oil, and a tawse. Did I deserve the Objectional Content? Only MM could tell you, and his lips are sealed....

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be? PLAY NICE! Or ELSE!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
Hmmm. Secret to tell the Queen.
I let the dragon in on purpose. He was cute, and my fire needed to be lit. SHHHHH!


Daryl said...

Fabulous .. next week I will play

Anonymous said...

Sounds like fun.

I like the queen's secret.

CDB said...

I LOVE the rolling pin comment. Totally me. (: