Whales in Italy

Wonderous things are about in the world this week. They found a 4 million year old whale in the Tuscan Countryside. (My question? Why were they looking for a whale in the Italian Countryside?. But they found it. We can all rest easy, now.) Evil things are also happening. I refer to the fact that The Cure, whom I love, are going to do a project with (Gasp, can I even type it? I'm scared! Ashlee Simpson. Yes, the plastic girl who is sister to the other, possibly dumber plastic girl! I will have to cry, and consider sending a hate mail, at the VERY LEAST to Robert Smith. What is he thinking? Does he want lipstick tips from her? How to acheive those perfect, pouty lips. . .I must ponder this, and decide the appropriate action to take. . .