because this was fun the first time I did it

Once again, I am looking at the silly question/answer pages at Yahoo. If you see one you like, answer it... It makes me laugh, the things people ask the internet...

1. What the Hell?
2. Can't remember the name of this cartoon. Drunk horse (dog)trying to light his cigar burns bar down?
3.What Tie should I wear with my olive green suit?
4.Is there a weight limit on an average mountain bike?
5.Name 2 words you can't handle?
6.Why can't children know the real names of their genetalia?
7.Classy peices? (sic)
8.Why do farts smell bad?
9.When a Yorkie is pregnant?
10.Which car is best for a vacation?
11.Can Acetone Peroxide, or Dicycloacetone Peroxide be made with HCL, instead of the standard sulfuric acid?
12.Am I an unconvicted criminal I wonder?
13. Canker Sore?
14. Where can I watch romantic princess?
15.Can I break my water on my own?
16.Do you remove water from Ramen noodles and eat like spahetti, or leave it and eat like soup?
17.Thoughts of killing the people you love?
18.Frustrated!!?
19. Could something be stunting my breast?
20. We know the speed of light, so what is the speed of dark?
21.What's the point of life?
22.I need help.... I need medication.... any good ideas?
23. How much does it cost for a divorce in Wisconsin?
24. My wives are angry with me because I won't let them marry and additional husband?
25.Puzzled could it be?

okay, plenty of fodder there. NO I did not make any of these up myself....
later on I will answer one in my comments. Have fun!