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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

because this was fun the first time I did it

Once again, I am looking at the silly question/answer pages at Yahoo. If you see one you like, answer it... It makes me laugh, the things people ask the internet...

1. What the Hell?
2. Can't remember the name of this cartoon. Drunk horse (dog)trying to light his cigar burns bar down?
3.What Tie should I wear with my olive green suit?
4.Is there a weight limit on an average mountain bike?
5.Name 2 words you can't handle?
6.Why can't children know the real names of their genetalia?
7.Classy peices? (sic)
8.Why do farts smell bad?
9.When a Yorkie is pregnant?
10.Which car is best for a vacation?
11.Can Acetone Peroxide, or Dicycloacetone Peroxide be made with HCL, instead of the standard sulfuric acid?
12.Am I an unconvicted criminal I wonder?
13. Canker Sore?
14. Where can I watch romantic princess?
15.Can I break my water on my own?
16.Do you remove water from Ramen noodles and eat like spahetti, or leave it and eat like soup?
17.Thoughts of killing the people you love?
18.Frustrated!!?
19. Could something be stunting my breast?
20. We know the speed of light, so what is the speed of dark?
21.What's the point of life?
22.I need help.... I need medication.... any good ideas?
23. How much does it cost for a divorce in Wisconsin?
24. My wives are angry with me because I won't let them marry and additional husband?
25.Puzzled could it be?

okay, plenty of fodder there. NO I did not make any of these up myself....
later on I will answer one in my comments. Have fun!

4 comments:

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mielikki said...

When your Yorkie is pregnant, you better HOPE it wasn't the Great Dane who lives next door...

Lori said...

I love these. And, I'm bored.


3.What Tie should I wear with my olive green suit?
How about you skip the olive green suit and just wear the tie?

6.Why can't children know the real names of their genetalia?
Because it's terribly embarassing when they are in the grocery store and yell that the polish sausage looks like their father's penis.

8.Why do farts smell bad?
Because they come from men.

10.Which car is best for a vacation?
None, a cruise ship is much better.

12.Am I an unconvicted criminal I wonder?
I wonder too.

15.Can I break my water on my own?
Hell yeah, just get a crochet hook.

16.Do you remove water from Ramen noodles and eat like spahetti, or leave it and eat like soup?
Personally, I eat it like spaghetti.




22.I need help.... I need medication.... any good ideas?
Prozac? Viagra?

23. How much does it cost for a divorce in Wisconsin?
If you're the man? A LOT
The woman? Not enough

24. My wives are angry with me because I won't let them marry and additional husband?
Good luck with that

25.Puzzled could it be?
Yes, Yoda.

holly said...

LOVING IT LORI!!!!

lol!!!

i would also have accepted
20: looks like you know the speed of dork.